Aaron Schuster
The Cosmonaut of the Erotic Future
A brief history of levitation from St. Joseph to Yuri Gagarin
Issue 32 / Fire / Winter 2008–2009
Bachelors, Snakes, and Squiggles
The brief history of a famous literary doodle
Issue 36 / Friendship / Winter 2009–2010
The Cinematic Spasm
Lights, camera, achoo!
Issue 40 / Hair / Winter 2010–2011
A Philosophy of Tickling
A sensation between physics and metaphysics
Issue 50 / Money / Summer 2013
Sex and Anti-Sex
The monstrous modern couple
Issue 51 / Wheels / Fall 2013
Perchance to Sleep
Trouble getting out of bed; trouble getting into bed
Kiosk / 11 March 2019
Kafka Swims
The champion of the impossible
Kiosk / 28 May 2020
Theory of the Breakup
A philosophical guide to love and rupture
Issue 68 / The End / Spring 2024